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Serve the Servants

Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I`m bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem`s lot

Serve the servants - Oh no x 3
That legendary divorce is such a bore.

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I
Don`t hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say
That I haven`t thought before

Serve the servants - Oh no x 3
That legendary divorce is such a bore