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Floyd the Barber

Bell on a door clangs, "Come on in."
Floyd observes my hairy chin
"Sit down chair, don`t be afraid."
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved, I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can`t see, I`m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips


I was shamed, I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns to cut me up
I died smothered in Andy`s butt

I was shamed, I was shamed
I was shamed