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Mr. Moustache

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.

Show me how you question, questions
Lead the way to my temptation
Take my hand and give it cleaning
As I eat cow - I am not proud.

Easy in an easy chair
poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
-- Seal it in a box

Damn You (x2)

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.

Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my gestation
Take my hand and give it cleaning
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.

Easy in an easy chair
poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
-- Seal it in a box

(x4)
Damn You