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Fuels the Comedy

Oh my God! I'm feeling crazy man, what could it be?
As I walk into this place everyone's staring at me
Somehow I feel I've got a fucked up disease
As I part the seas fingers come out pointing at me
Do I make you laugh? Do you think I'm funny? Ha ha
Or funny queer? Bitch, get outta here
Let me make myself clear
I don't give a fuck
All you people can suck my motherfuckin' dick!

What's with the hostility? Why is it so provoked?
You're living in a fantasy that's how you cope
Go ahead, kick the shit out of me
It just fuels the comedy
Feel that you're superior, I feel you're just plain absurd
Ridiculous vanity that is blurred
Go ahead, kick the shit out of me
It just fuels the comedy

Oh my God! This shit is crazy man, look at this scene
As I watch these stupid people act like they are machines
They should really all drop to their knees
Oh, the jealousy that's the one thing I guarantee
Do I make you laugh? Do you think I'm funny? Ha ha
Or funny queer shit? Get out of here
Let me make myself clear
I don't give a fuck
All you people can suck my motherfuckin' dick!

What's with the hostility? Why is it so provoked?
You're living in a fantasy that's how you cope
Go ahead, kick the shit out of me
It just fuels the comedy
Feel that you're superior, I feel you're just plain absurd
Ridiculous vanity that is blurred
Go ahead, kick the shit out of me
It just fuels the comedy

What's with the hostility? Why is it so provoked?
You're living in a fantasy that's how you cope
Go ahead, kick the shit out of me
It just fuels the comedy
Feel that you're superior, I feel you're just plain absurd
Ridiculous vanity that is blurred
Go ahead, kick the shit out of me
It just fuels the comedy